Wednesday, 3 April 2019

Looking To Use One Of Those Recumbent Trikes

By Frances Parker


See, when you use them though, you are going to find out that it was actually possible to go triking even while still in laying down position. That would mean nirvana for most of us who have been dreaming of transportation without the use of ANY of our movements. Still, we still have to use our legs so we guess they are still not up to here yet with innovation. In the future, there will be no need for movements. For now, we have Recumbent Trikes.

If this is more of a hobby to you then we got to say that you have an interesting hobby. It might not be a rare hobby to have since a lot of people out there like to go biking every now and then. But this kind of bike or trike is certainly on a different level than what we are used to.

But then again we are really lazy bunches of garbage people so we most likely will be okay with all of that. To not be moving that much while pretending to exercise on a bike? Hot damn, it sounds like, a fun time.

To be driving that and not have your eyes at the forefront of the thing. Is it not the point to have your face at the front the reason you are the driver? Your sight will be limited a lot with your legs and knees in the way.

We sure it might be possible since it will be just the legs that will be doing all the hard work for us. Could you imagine all of the dumb adults who got drunk and would play around with this? How much do you want to bet that they will probably end up in a ditch by the time the night ends?

Well, it must be if it was all of us who became slobs, to begin with. At least by then, no one would make fun of the other people who are fat if everyone single one of us is also very much fat. That is essentially going to happen to us if we continue at this rate.

Maybe even record it and post it on a social media platform just to show to the world how much fun total idiots can have in one single night. With the use of alcohol and this weird looking trike. Other dumber people have done worse than this and at least you are not likely to die with this one.

Yes, we know who you are, memers and social justice warriors. Even if you have that much power online, know that you are nothing in real life. Use your power online for something good instead of just complaining all the time.

And anyway, they are made for adults mostly, those that probably cannot be bothered to go to regular bicycle races and have a need for exercise. Particularly the ones that are told they need it but have some kind of back issue to worry about.




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